THE ETHNICITY OF JESUS
Friday, July 01, 2005
Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, biblical scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence:Evidence Jesus Was Mexican
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
Evidence Jesus Was Black
He called everybody "brother."
He liked gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
Evidence Jesus Was Jewish
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
Evidence Jesus Was Italian
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.
Evidence Jesus Was A Californian
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
Evidence Jesus Was Irish
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
Evidence Jesus Was A Woman
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
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