TOO DUMB TO BE CRIMINALS

Idiot#1
A Florida man, who robbed two men at gunpoint in their homes, dropped his wallet as he left and then called police to ask if they found the wallet. They said they did. They asked him to come down and claim it. He did.

Idiot#2
A Kansas City man, who robbed two Independence, Missouri, banks in quick succession, used a getaway car rented in his real name. Hoping to detach himself from the getaway car and the thefts, he called police to report the car. They told him to come down and file a report. He did.

Idiot#3
Wanting to shoplift from a pet shop a boa constrictor and a milk snake, which were both 3 ½ feet long, a Florida man stuck the boa in his shirt and the milk snake down his pants. "It was hilarious," said the clerk. "He kept saying he wasn't taking anything, but those snakes were just moving around and one was under his shirt, and he was doing all kinds of strange things and trying to keep it in there."