Why Men are Happier than Women

Daves Daily lists 35 reasons why this is so. Here is a sampling of the 35:
1. We keep our last name.
2. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
3. Chocolate is just another snack.
4. We can be president.
5. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
6. The world is our urinal.
7. Wrinkles add character.
8. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
9. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
10. We know stuff about tanks.
11. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
12. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
13. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
14. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
15. Everything on our face stays its original color.
16. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.